What is wrong with this picture:

If you said that the mannequin’s breasts had been hacked off because too many men we’re getting aroused from the plastic depiction of the female form, score yourself 10 points.

File this one in the “it definitely couldn’t be me so it must be you” pile.  Rather than consider what their attraction to these mannequins said about themselves, Iranian clerics properly recognized these inanimate pieces of plastic were trying to seduce them.  Clearly, the only viable option was to cut off the parts the men found most arousing.

The incident earned Atheist Ireland’s The really, truly True Believer™ of the Month Award.